Select USENET Oracle oracularities


Oracularities are the distilled wisdom and sagacity of the USENET Oracle, as incarnated as its numerous e-mail participants (only you and the Oracle know who you are). To find out more about the USENET Oracle, send e-mail to either of:

with the word "help" in it. Here are some USENET Oracle oracularities for your amusement:


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